Funny birthday wishes; birthday today

Funny birthday wishes; birthday today

Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

Funny birthday wishes; birthday today

Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!

Funny birthday wishes; next year

Don't worry about your age,
you will be older next year...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; money

With the money in this card,
you can buy ya something...
But just don't forget;
it ain't enough to live like a King...

Funny birthday wishes; forget

Forget the fact that you are aging,
and let us start celebrating!
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; birthdays are

Birthdays are just finger posts on the road of getting old...

Funny birthday wishes; seriously

Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously,
so let us celebrate it like crazy!
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; belated

I was searching for the perfect way for wishing you a happy birthday,
that I totally lost track of time...
So now I need to wish you a happy belated birthday,
don't say that I didn't try...

Funny birthday wishes; perfect gift

I couldn't choose between all those cool gifts,
so I didn't bought you anything...
But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,
I most be the most perfect gift there is!
Enjoy your birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; getting old

It's not because you don't want to become older,
that we can't celebrate your birthday...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; like me

Friends will always make you remember your age,
but nobody rubs it in like I do...
Happy birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; best friends

Happy birthday my best friend!
I will always be there for you,
unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute.
Then I will miss you!

Funny birthday wishes; birthday wishes

Always take your birthday wishes with a grain of salt,
some lemon and a bottle of tequila...

Funny birthday wishes; love you

At your birthday party,
everybody loves you!
After your birthday party,
everybody hates you!

Funny birthday wishes; I go

Wherever I go, people celebrate my birthday.
Whenever you go, people celebrate your birthday...

Funny birthday wishes; the world

Be glad that the world sucks,
otherwise you would fall of...
Now enjoy your birthday without worrying!

Funny birthday wishes; forever

Happy birthday!
I hope you may live forever.
So far, so good...

Funny birthday wishes; at home

I hope you will make us feel like home at your birthday,
even when you hope we were...

Funny birthday wishes; laugh at age

On your birthday, you need to laugh with your age.
If you don't, everybody else will do it for you..

Funny birthday wishes; girl

I always told everyone that you are a good girl.
But now that it's your birthday I will tell everyone,
that you're a bad girl who never got caught...

Funny birthday wishes; good hint

Now that you will start to forget some things, I want to give you a good hint;
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time...

Funny birthday wishes; stop paying

If you want more people to remember your birthday,
stop paying bills for an entire year...

Funny birthday wishes; God

God told me it is your birthday today,
so let us make it entertaining for Him...

Funny birthday wishes; fighting

Fighting against aging is like fighting for peace...

Funny birthday wishes; "Happy Birthday"

I wish you a "Happy Birthday"!
And now I will tell you why it isn't...

Funny birthday wishes; teach

When you were young, I teached you how to walk and talk.
Now I have to teach you how to sit down and shut-up.

Funny birthday wishes; grown up

People who turn 18, are normally grown-ups.
But you just learned how to act in public...
Happy 18th birthday!

Funny birthday wishes; waist and mind

When you were young, you were big minded and small waisted.
Now it will be the contrary...

Funny birthday wishes; diet

If you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of cake.
So grab a piece in each hand, then it will be a balanced diet!

Funny birthday wishes; maturity

To get your maturity, you will have to pay with age...